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If your life circumstances have developed in such a way, and you decided to go to the doctor's office and sit on sick leave being absolutely healthy, then this article is for you. Almost every person mowed in his life with a doctor and received a sick leave when he was not even sick.

Some are tired of studying, and some from work, vacation and vacations are still far away and will not be soon, and hunting is so relaxing, because there is no longer the strength to conscientiously and cheerfully fulfill their duties.

So, the decision has been made - we go to mow (pretend) to the doctor to get a sick leave. But what and how is it better to mow? There can be many tips, different people quite successfully simulate different diseases in different ways with doctors.

And it’s better to mow the doctor on your back! How to mow with your back, how to simulate back pain (lower back) - recommendations.

Why mow it on the back (lower back)? Yes, very easy!

The fact is that neurology (and you have to go to the doctor-neurologist) is a very delicate matter, and sometimes, when a person visits a doctor, a doctor can’t check many points and therefore he can’t be sure if a person is mowing, or he is really sick and he needs to go on sick leave. Whereas if you try to squint for other diseases, for example, for a cold, then, you yourself understand, the doctor will look at the throat, measure the temperature and other symptoms, and it’s far from the fact that you will be able to mow and you will get sick leave if you are healthy. Also, if you squint with your back, you can go to the hospital for a long time, and not like with a common cold, for example.

Therefore, you need to mow the doctor on your back! And simulate back pain!

You need to mow as follows (TESTED!): Visit a neurologist, say that the lower back hurts, that it hurts to walk, and it’s almost impossible to bend down. Also say (pretend) that the pain radiates to the left buttock. Also tell the doctor that you may have been blown away at work, or that you have lifted weights and twisted you. The doctor will most likely ask you to stand up and try to bend down as much as possible. You bend at a small angle and say that you can no longer bend.

Next, the doctor will begin to prescribe you various gels for the back, injections, procedures. So that you don’t have to go through all this, go to a paid clinic, since there, as a rule, doctors do not require any evidence that you have gone through these procedures. Just say in words at the next reception that you have passed all this. You can go to the reception to mow two, three or more times. at the same time, it’s really possible to sit on a sick month, or even more.

That's the whole trick about how and what is better to mow at the doctor and go to sit on sick leave! However, friends, have a conscience and do not abuse this advice too often! It’s fortunate for you to mow (simulate) with your doctor’s back!

How to simulate sickness sickness

Such errors are especially common:

  1. inappropriate position.
  2. incorrectly written initials and surname,
  3. wrong disease code
  4. Incorrectly written work address

The sick must fully cover the period of absence from work.

They also indicate the day from which the employee goes to work.

In some situations, they may indicate in the same place that a person should not be given any duties for a certain period of time, for example, carrying heavy loads.

Lumbago (sharp lower back pain)

It should also be noted such a contributing factor as excess weight, which also increases the load on the spine.

A sedentary lifestyle leads to displacement of the vertebrae and pinching of the nerve roots during physical exertion.

However, internal organs are also able to cause reflected back pain and cause secondary syndrome. As a rule, due to indirect causes of lumbago, it is based on diseases of the kidneys or pelvic organs. It is especially recommended to exercise caution with the appearance of a cross in the lower back to women, since this syndrome is often a signal of inflammatory and tumor processes in the uterus and ovaries.

How to simulate a disease (instruction)

It is worth securing the support of relatives who will be able to confirm your legend and will be covered when the doctor visits the house unexpectedly. It is better to simulate a disease that does not require any serious additional examination methods, since the chance of exposure is increased and a lot of time is spent walking around the offices. The therapist is not the best option, because they are trained to recognize left acute respiratory infections and have a limit on the issuance of sick leave.

I recommend a neurologist. Lumboeischealgia (lumbago) for a week

Pretending such a disease is not difficult.

How to get sick leave with your back

(MB) - I thought it would pass.

Yes, and it’s necessary to work (the word "work" is pronounced insinuatingly, but clearly) (D) - Stand up (stands up himself).

Whereas if you try to squint for other diseases, for example, for a cold, then, you yourself understand, the doctor will look at the throat, measure the temperature and other symptoms, and it’s far from the fact that you will be able to mow and you will get sick leave if you are healthy. Also, if you squint with your back, you can go to the hospital for a long time, and not like with a common cold, for example.

What causes can mimic or cause back pain

Therefore, all other symptoms, especially those related to the digestive system, should be evaluated along with musculoskeletal manifestations.

Around the anus, crotch

How to simulate a disease (instruction)

It is worth securing the support of relatives who will be able to confirm your legend and will be covered when the doctor visits the house unexpectedly. It is better to simulate a disease that does not require any serious additional examination methods, since the chance of exposure is increased and a lot of time is spent walking around the offices. The therapist is not the best option, because they are trained to recognize left acute respiratory infections and have a limit on the issuance of sick leave.

I recommend a neurologist. Lumboeischealgia (lumbago) for a week

Pretending such a disease is not difficult.

How to get sick leave with your back

(MB) - I thought it would pass.

Yes, and it’s necessary to work (the word "work" is pronounced insinuatingly, but clearly) (D) - Stand up (stands up himself).

Whereas if you try to squint for other diseases, for example, for a cold, then, you yourself understand, the doctor will look at the throat, measure the temperature and other symptoms, and it’s far from the fact that you will be able to mow and you will get sick leave if you are healthy. Also, if you squint with your back, you can go to the hospital for a long time, and not like with a common cold, for example.

How to relieve back pain without leaving home

If you still lie in bed, it is recommended to periodically get up and stretch your back.

Place the ice cubes in a plastic bag, and then attach it to the sore spot after wrapping the ice pack in a thin towel.

What causes can mimic or cause back pain

Acute pancreatitis. Along with acute piercing abdominal pain, pains in the lower thoracic spine, radiating downward, are noted.

Spasms can occur in the lower chest.

Almost all pathological conditions of the abdominal organs (such as stomach ulcers, colon cancer, coronary bowel disease) can cause back pain. Therefore, all other symptoms, especially those related to the digestive system, should be evaluated along with musculoskeletal manifestations. Viscerosomatic pain should be considered, especially if back pain and symptoms associated with pathology of internal organs coincide in time.

10. A hiatal hernia (diaphragm hernia) is usually accompanied by bilateral pain in the chest and shoulder. eleven.

How to get rid of back pain at home?

For example, another kind of lower back pain can occur in pregnant women due to the displacement of the vertebrae, which stretch the muscles of the back. How can I get rid of back pain? You can get rid of it when the exact cause is established.

It is not always possible to independently diagnose oneself. One of the right decisions will be a visit to a neurologist or orthopedist. Having studied all the symptoms, he will be able to determine the real cause of discomfort.

Spiridonova Nadezhda Viktorovna

Psychologist. Specialist from the site b17.ru

fake an x-ray.

isn't it easier for a doctor to pay?

It is necessary to limp on the ring finger of the left front leg, with an interval of two seconds per minute. At the same time make grunting sounds of medium tonality. We make staccato with our teeth. We drool out of our mouth in a thin stream. A trickle is three millimeters wide and 4 cm long. Drop-shaped. If you get the hang of it and drip onto the doctor, you will immediately write out a sick leave certificate.

3, Mother! as always in his repertoire! ))))

Clinic departmental (Ministry of Internal Affairs), so that the option to pay disappears. A neurologist there, the uncle experienced, it is difficult to deceive. At the moment I am on sick leave with the flu, they will be discharged tomorrow. Is it possible to attribute back pain to a complication after the flu, and what and where should this pain be? And it is possible without sarcasm, the situation is such that the sick leave is very necessary.

Clinic departmental (Ministry of Internal Affairs), so that the option to pay disappears. A neurologist there, the uncle experienced, it is difficult to deceive. At the moment I am on sick leave with the flu, they will be discharged tomorrow. Is it possible to attribute back pain to a complication after the flu, and what and where should this pain be? And it is possible without sarcasm, the situation is such that the sick leave is very necessary.

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I must say, "I will bend, but I can’t straighten up, it hurts in the lower back"
And demonstrate. If they don’t send an X-ray, they will give it to a patient.

Osteochondrosis is such a concept. mmmm. Indefinite. Like VVD, for example .. It’s just a set of certain symptoms, such as neck pains, headaches, etc. Google will tell you))). When a doctor has to make a diagnosis, and nothing good comes to mind, then the diagnoses are obtained - VVD, osteochndrosis, etc.

Maybe it will be easier to pretend to be pregnant?

7 Even if the x-ray shows the "normal" state, then this can easily be attributed to a pinched nerve. The option is not bad.

9 Gyy))) The gynecologist will definitely feel if she is or not. Sabaka. No, of course you can say: bent - straightened up and feel that I am pregnant. )))))))

11 well, yes, and say that, they say, I feel - gave birth, and on maternity leave.

There is scoliosis of the chest, the back aches, sometimes very much. But not so sick. Do you have complications after the flu?

There is scoliosis of the chest, the back aches, sometimes very much. But not so sick. Do you have complications after the flu?

Yana, may they not give you a sick leave, if you are not a loader, they will send you to physiotherapy (first I wrote a physiotherapy record - spring does it with a person) at best.

why did you decide that they would give sick leave?

Say that the tailbone hurts sooo badly so that you can’t sit down and walk with difficulty. As often as a complication of the flu happens. I had after bronchitis. It hurt so much that it was difficult to make an extra movement. In such a situation, the sick-list will be prolonged, and it is unlikely that they will do an x-ray; the nature of anakopikovy pain is unknown.

In general, why is osteochondrosis. It’s easier to stimulate the flu. Say that in the evenings the temperature is 37, the cough persists. How long should the sick leave be renewed?

Osteochondrosis is a radiological diagnosis, not a clinical one. And there are no complications after flu to the spine. Is it easier to simulate bronchitis.

It also depends on what you need. Because if I apologize for the expression on something for a day, then you can just go to another doctor, he will give you sick leave for one day. sitting at home is another. Here it’s easier to come up with Th, otherwise you’ll be confused and you’ll run your entire sick leave for analysis and X-rays

Once upon a time, I also really needed a sick leave. I went to the therapist, before that I smeared my eyes with a cream that I was allergic to, they turned red and swollen. Entering the office, I wiped my nose with a handkerchief, in which I poured a little black pepper powder at home. God, how I sneezed and how it flowed from my eyes and nose. The hospital for 3 days received without problems.

And in another clinic to issue a sick leave for a little money does not go?

The hospital is needed for 5 days, until Friday inclusive, so as not to be at work, at least where it is ready to run. I’ve been sitting with the flu for 10 days, nothing else.

The hospital is needed for 5 days, until Friday inclusive, so as not to be at work, at least where it is ready to run. I’ve been sitting with the flu for 10 days, nothing else.

In another clinic for the money in any way. Only in the direction of this.

author, osteochondrosis - everyone has it in one form or another.
pretend food poisoning for that matter.

Have an idea, complain of back pain, and that you often run to the toilet will send urine. drip a little bit, the very drop, of blood from a finger and voila! the truth is, probably, this will not be until Friday.

In general, the kidneys are a good topic after the flu, something else can be messed up with female problems

Taliana, and what analyzes will show after that? Not until Friday, in the sense of longer? With women what can muddle?

Taliana, and what analyzes will show after that? Not until Friday, in the sense of longer? With women what can muddle?

About the kidneys. It's okay, just an admixture of protein and blood in the urine. Your doctor will suspect kidney inflammation and nephritis. Most likely, he will ask to retake the tests. Just until Friday and sit at home.
Only it is necessary to drip a little, otherwise they can put on the examination for three weeks. Well, you know, if for 100 g of urine you have 30 g of blood, this is a little strange, right ??

There is another option to spit in the urine, but it’s better not to.

In theory, the flu can give a complication to the appendages. You just go to the gynecologist, complain of pain in the lower back and sacrum, you are prescribed a bunch of tests, and again, until Friday, you go to the doctors until you pass. while the result will be.

Thanks, thanks! Besides the fact that I often run to the toilet, what other symptoms should be? Maybe to cough on cystitis? True, the symptoms of cystitis are also unknown to me.

Yana, take mine. I will give it in good hands for free :) Well, on the topic, you tumble into the doctor’s office, holding on to the lower back, grunt, sniff, frown, sit on a chair, as if on a stake, keep your head bowed (because the neck hurts terribly). Symptoms: lower back pulls, sharp pain gives somewhere to the side, wedged after the floors, for example, soap. In general, if possible, it is better to call a doctor at home. Firstly, they will not immediately send for an X-ray, and secondly, when it is so gripping that a sick leave is needed, you don’t especially get to the clinic.

36, it is necessary, a sick leave is very necessary.

I think, all the same, it will focus on women's problems or on the kidneys. We have a neurologist from the military enlistment office (I used to work), I won’t play like that, but I have to. Tomorrow I’ll go and take the tests, with blood in the urine, we'll see. Symptoms of cystitis, please tell.

I have osteochondrosis!

Cystitis http://www.biofon.ru/treat/catalog/cistit.shtml
The main thing is to complain of pain in the lower back, right or left, pulling pain. Those. in theory, you get up, but as if pulling down, I want to sit down.
Well, of course, you often run to the toilet, but besides cystitis, if you can read more about jade.
Ian, there’s another test for kidney inflammation.
The doctor will hit the back of the hand in the hypochondrium from behind. Scream and bounce.
In general, you need to show that it became very painful.
Better not to take the tests yourself, first go to the doctor, let him give you a referral, you will win a whole day))

Jades http://www.uro-log.ru/nefrit.php
essentially the same symptomatology

Yana, so go to a neurologist, since your back hurts already. Tell me it hurts, it hurts, I’ll turn around like that and it’s aches here.
just do not overdo it. I so wanted to get a free massage, as a result I had osteoarthritis, and something else of the three long words, an X-ray showed changes in the spine, they made me droppers, and from the massage I was all bluish.

No need to jump when the doctor is behind, knocking on the back with his fist))))))))))))) suffice it to say "it’s sick when you knock on the right side (or left)," of your choice. I am a doctor, so I know what I'm saying.
But, in general, I would advise simulating pancreatitis - this is just after the flu complication of the pancreas in the subject will be. Say - pains are strong in the left hypochondrium, give around and in the back (I hope I clearly understood, in our terminology these are the so-called girdle pains). still say, vomiting was a couple of times, loose stools (but not quite like diarrhea, just like porridge - mushy), no appetite, the temperature was high - 38.5 for example. The belly will look, say it hurts when there will be pressure near the navel, and in the right hypochondrium. He will send the urine - spit there, the enzyme is contained in saliva, which is found in urine with pancreatitis (in terms of quantity - I’ll say right away, I don’t know how much to spit, do not overdo it). In general, read about chronic pancreatitis, it will become clearer what to say.
And with osteochondrosis - more carefully, if the neurologist is really experienced and meticulous - he will immediately understand that with osteoarthritis (exacerbation) muscle tension around the diseased vertebrae is simply expressed), and the reflexes are changed (this is revealed when the hammer knocks) and a number of other things are changed. It’s impossible to simulate qualitatively - there will be no second chance.
вообщем, спросите, если еще какой вопрос, я пока тут побуду, мож помогу советом)))) Не зря ж, наверное, мед. образование))))))))))

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